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Here is a site listing some funny reasons why he thought Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring sucked.

some are VERY funny, such as:
"Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows."

And this one:
"The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective soldiers, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French. "

did you know that a rhinoceros horn is made of hate, accumulated and gradually hardened over the years? or that Leonardo da Vinci could simultaneously write backwards and upside-down with one hand and kill a man with the other?

you can read those, and other interesting "facts" by clicking here. (removed)