Here is a site listing some funny reasons why he thought Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring sucked.
some are VERY funny, such as:
"Legolas shoots arrow after arrow at his enemies, and yet the number of arrows in his quiver never decreases. I guess elves have glands on their back that secrete arrows."
And this one:
"The mutated muscular soldiers of Mordor turned out to be hilariously ineffective soldiers, a dozen of them held off by a single dying human. Apparently they made the beasts by crossing Orcs, Goblins and the French. "