HAY GUYS I'M IN 2600 MAGAZINE

Volume 20, Number 4. Winter 2003-2004 issue of "2600"

On Page 46 is the article "Unlocking WebLock Pro" - I am credited on page 47.

WebLockPro was a site that sold some cheesy encryption software for $50. I looked at it, and knew I could get around it, so I started hacking at it. I posted some info on the Something Awful forum and asked some others if they wanted to help any. Within minutes a fully automated perl script was made that would decrypt the "encrypted" web pages on the fly.

After a few weeks/months, I received a private forum message from someone close to the publisher of 2600 magazine asking if it was ok if the work I had done was published. Of course I agreed. That guy wrote up an article on it and gave credit to me and another forum member for our work. The article even has a small obscure Something Awful reference. The article is mostly just a bunch of JavaScript and Perl (programming languages), so it wouldn't make much sense to anyone. I still think its neat to be mentioned in the magazine.

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long and boring story... about getting a flat!

i was about a 40 minute drive from my house, flying down Hwy 70, and i hear a "thud" - like i had hit a small pot hole. i know i didnt see anything in the street before hand or i would have swerved, and when i checked my rear
view mirror, i didnt see anything there quickly zooming away into the distance. so i knew it wasn't a pot hole.

it was a little weird, and i thought "what if that was my tire?" the car was driving fine still, so i never gave it a thought after that.

a few minutes later, my car started shaking... a bad shake. like a horribly fucked up alignment shake, or a "oh shit something's fucked with my engine" shake.

i was on the highway, and there was a shit load of ice and snow on the shoulder, so i couldn't pull over... so i had to find the next off ramp, and even after getting off the highway, i still had to find someplace to pull to since there was no shoulder room. the entire time, i was freaked out, thinking that my INVINCIBLE Kia was falling apart or something. i started to think then "i wonder if this has to do with that thud i heard earlier? maybe i have a flat tire."

i ended up pulling into the parking lot of a hospital, shut the car off and got out. sure enough, my rear driver side tire was flat.

i only had a paper-thin wind breaker on (i didnt expect to be out of my car more than 2 minutes), and the temperature was like 17 degrees F, and the wind was blowing. so basically it was fucking COLD.

i bust out my jack and lugnut-tool-thing, and proceed to struggle with the lugnuts for the next 15 minutes, trying to get them loose. the tool was so small, i didnt have any leverage to hit it or step on it to loosen anything up. i found the best method was to fucking pull as hard as i could - which almost lifted the car up. the wind was really blowing, and it was making my skin STING because of how cold it was. this was the first time i ever had to change a flat tire - and it just happened to be far away from my home, on a super fucking cold day.

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I R SMART

so i just started going to College this week for some computer technology classes.

this was my second day, and because of what i already know, i was able to test out of the course with a 96%. so tomorrow with be my 3rd and final day of the 10 week course. i will go back to school in March when the next course starts. of course in that i will review the stuff and then possible make an attempt to test out of that if it seems i already know everything about it.

i know i'm not going to be able to test out of everything. i almost nothing about Novell Networking, so that course will definitely be a challange, and there is still a ton I can learn about TCP/IP networking. however, testing out of what i can is supposed to save me some time and money (a 10 week break between courses! wow!), and make it easier to get my Associates or Bachelors degrees.

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