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		<title>I just got the worst USB hub ever</title>
		<link>http://xenomorph.net/2007/09/27/i-just-got-the-worst-usb-hub-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Sep 2007 00:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16815123007 $17 shipped. I thought it looked nice, it was cheap, it had 7 ports, did USB 2.0, and even had external power. I get it, and find out the thing is a fucking lightshow. I can&#8217;t stand the constant flashing it does. I&#8217;m probably going to break it apart and tear out the LEDs. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;&#8230;and in other news&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 18:19:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know other people must think this &#8211; the &#8220;news&#8221; on TV is chaotic. There is always some new shocking story, but it only stays on the news until the next new shocking story happens, then the old one seems to disappear. For weeks, the news was about Michael Devlin (the guy who kidnapped the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Keith Urban vs. Keith Urban</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Feb 2007 16:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[i just saw this on MSNBC.com http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17010525/ this is some of the article: &#8220;NASHVILLE, Tenn. &#8211; Keith Urban, the country singer, has filed a lawsuit against Keith Urban, the painter from New Jersey, claiming the painter&#8217;s Web site violates federal trademark laws. The lawsuit, filed Friday in U.S. District Court, says Keith D. Urban of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>retarded judge rules web links are illegal</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:21:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[from the story: &#8220;A court in Dallas, Texas has found a website operator liable for copyright infringement because his site linked to an &#8216;audio webcast&#8217; without permission. Observers have criticised the judge for failing to understand the internet.&#8221; the story is here: http://www.out-law.com/page-7686 in short: - Party A puts files up on their web site [...]]]></description>
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		<title>robbery update</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[a few days ago, i posted about a robbery i was the victim of. after taking all my money and cell phone, the robbers used my cell phone to rob a neighboring pizza store. as per the police request, i left my cell phone on for a week after the robbery. my cell phone company [...]]]></description>
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		<title>i must have the best fucking luck ever</title>
		<link>http://xenomorph.net/2006/10/28/i-must-have-the-best-fucking-luck-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Oct 2006 09:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thursday night after i made a pizza delivery, two black guys in their mid 20s surrounded me. one pulled out a small, silver-ish hand gun, and demanded money. the other grabbed me from behind and started pulling stuff out of my pockets. i told them they could have all my cash, but i wanted my [...]]]></description>
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